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[-] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 159 points 11 months ago

Empress is considered the best Denuvo cracker in the world. Mostly because she's the only one that is consistently successful.

There are two major trains of thought regarding her. The first: she's a batshit crazy narcissist who is more toxic than a Kardashian-Jenner family dinner where Kanye and Pete Davidson show up unannounced. The second: she's the goddess and the most wonderful woman on the planet and one day she'll recognize my loyalty and I will have a place in her New World Order.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 94 points 11 months ago

You forgot to mention the part where she is violently transphobic

[-] Shayeta@feddit.de 31 points 11 months ago
[-] DroneRights@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

She tried to out Fitgirl as trans to encourage harassment of her. Trouble is nobody believed her, because nobody knows anything about Fitgirl and we don't believe Empress does either.

[-] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 54 points 11 months ago

She's also definitely Russian, and we, Russians, believe that it's a guy.

There's no women on the Internet.

[-] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Wait...so there really aren't hot MILFs in my area waiting to chat with me?

[-] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

You should check for sure and let us all now. For the boys.

[-] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

They are a curious lot. They all seem interested in my debit card information. That must they're into me, right?

[-] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago

Right, 100%! They're just trying to see if you're going to be able to sustain yourself and their relationship. No harm there, I'm sure; actually seems like a sign of serious intentions.

[-] WarmApplePieShrek@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

If she was a Russian guy she would have died in Ukraine.

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

What was it the rules of the internet again?

TITS or GTFO.

There's also Girl = Guy In Real Life.

[-] screamname@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 11 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if Empress is a group of two or more people. At least one to handle the "persona" of Empress and the rest to do the cracking. Artificial personas and obfuscated identities are Internet 101.

[-] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Could also be one person with multiple personalities. It would explain a lot.

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[-] sir_reginald@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

she's providing games for free, who cares if she's a narcissist.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 58 points 11 months ago

You skipped past the batshit crazy part, eh? I would not trust any software she has touched, but you do you.

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

I'm still waiting for her rap album though, ngl it might slap.

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