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YouTubers Test St. Louis Anal Beads Cheating Theory With Butt Plug (www.riverfronttimes.com)

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They get to the bottom of whether chess against a grandmaster could be won with remote-controlled sex toys

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[-] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

If you had a pitch perfect butt, you could pulse different frequencies to make the transmission faster. Ideally 8 tones, so just 4 pulses each time.

[-] Wrench@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Or just Morse code

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Marse code

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