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Lol the quality of service is about to take a nosedive if a bunch of elderly Upper East Side Karens are really taking over. Would love to be a fly on the wall just to witness the boomer-on-boomer brawls.
Boomer: let me speak to your manager!
Boomer volunteer: oh yeah? let me speak to yours!
Boomer: I don't have one, I'm the customer!
Boomer barista: Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining! Go get your manager before I call the cops!
Boomer: I'm already calling the cops because you threatened me by saying you were going to call the cops!
and this will repeat daily for a week before the coffee shop goes under
Quality of coffee too. Everyone knows the blandest looking crackers make the worst baristas, and the women/enbies with colorful hair, nose rings, and a dozens pins on their apron make the best.