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trolley problem (hexbear.net)

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[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 52 points 1 year ago

As a centrist, for a compromise I will only pull the lever half way.

[-] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

this will cause the trolley to explode, contaminating the nearby hummus fields

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 43 points 1 year ago

NO I CAN'T BE AN ISREAL COLLABORATOR PLEASE 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[-] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Just call it an accident and that makes it okay

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Wait, doesn’t that mean the only valid option is to pull it halfway then?

[-] CarmineCatboy@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

that depends do you hate hummus

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 year ago

I guess it depends if it's going to support the Zionist state

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