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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 86 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Interesting that all 3 will fuck you at some point tho

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So that's how the air filter got in my rectum! Case closed boys.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's be honest, some of us could really use an air filter up there.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think it'll stop ass gas

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely not, but it might make it less toxic for everyone else. Like a catalytic converter for your anus.

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh my god. A butt plug that contains something that breaks down the fart smell. From what I can tell the stink component of farts (hydrogen sulfide) can react with a carbon catalyst and oxygen to produce elemental sulphur and water. So you just need a butt plug with an activated charcoal filter plus something to bind the sulphur to eliminate the smell. Even better, because your fart is passing through the chambers of the butt plug there will be no noise. So every fart will be silent and stinkless.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago

It's worth a try, depending on relative dimensions and lube supply 🤷

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean... That's not what it's for?

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago

It can be a little bit for that, as a treat.

[–] superguy@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Good reddit humor.