906
submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.

[-] new_guy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

That's because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.

[-] vivadanang@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course

[-] Peaty@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.

[-] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!

[-] Restaldt@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ever heard of soaking

Its only sex if you pump more than twice

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
906 points (98.8% liked)

Memes

45523 readers
1320 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS