His cat should step up on the game. 50% alive, 50% dead? That's for noobs. Pros can be in more than one place at the moment: inside the box, and on ~~her human's bed~~ her human-sized bed, and on the desk (dropping stuff on the floor) and 30% circling human legs so they trip.
A cat, of course. Why else would boxes exist, if not for cats?
Or maybe not. It's unknowable, and absurd.
Just like cats.
Hey! My cats may be unknowable but they're not..on second thought, good point 😄
Erwin Schrödinger wants to know your location.
He can know my location, or he can know my speed, but he can’t know both.
His cat should step up on the game. 50% alive, 50% dead? That's for noobs. Pros can be in more than one place at the moment: inside the box, and on ~~her human's bed~~ her human-sized bed, and on the desk (dropping stuff on the floor) and 30% circling human legs so they trip.