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I was promised that the cyberpunk dystopia would at least look cool. What a letdown.
We don't even get cool robot arms or genetically engineered cat girls.
"Sheeeeeeit, I thought she said silicon implants... Well, at least she jiggles I guess"
I know, right? Where's my double jump module, already?
I remember watching a video of somebody calculating how much force a second jump in air requires and it doesn't end well for anyone nearby.
That sounds like a feature and not a bug to me. You're telling me I can double jump, and I get to blow all of these pesky people elbowing me on the street clear into the weeds? Sign me up.
Don't go to the ripperdocs the Maelstrom suggest...
if we had braindances at least, we could ignore real life. But nope, best we can do is crack.