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Black bear breaks into California library to raid snacks and eat jar of honey (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] smeg@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“This morning the Mammoth Lakes library had a special visitor before the doors opened for patrons,” the office’s statement said. “We can only assume the new Li-BEAR-ian was looking for a copy of Winnie-the-Pooh, published 100 years ago today!”

The local authority already beat you to the pun!

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Those conniving bastards. Must've stopped paying attention by that part, I was preoccupied with thoughts of a bear pushing a cart of returns between the shelves or scanning cards and books at the check-out desk.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"can I return this book? It's 1 day overdue..."

*R O A W R*

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

At least you can pay the fee in freshly-caught salmon if you don't have any cash on you.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

The bear-faced cheek of it all!