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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

My wife loves hocus pocus.

Every year I'm like... That zippo wouldn't light. The fluid would have evaporated ages ago. Look at the cobwebs, it's obviously been there for years.

She just reaches over, softly touches my and says 7u5k3n, it's a movie.

Lol

So yeah there's nothing wrong here.

Edit: softly touches my arm. Haha apparently I I accidentally'd a word

[–] fdnomad@programming.dev 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Softly touches your what? Please elaborate

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

His 'broomstick', and after she does that touching it begins to rise up... like magic!!!

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Hahahaha whoops

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They could have just used a normal lighter (with butane)....

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yep. Could have But the virgin makes a show of lighting it.

It's just one of those things in movies where it's product placement and it needs to light. But it just bothers me. Lol

Inconsistencies in movies or shows do that to me. Happens.

[–] 1hitsong@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

Hocus Pocus is kinda wild. 90's Disney laughing at a kid being a virgin at 15.