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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't bother. Velma is a pro at getting offended.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works -5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

With so many jokes about how "consensual and willing" 14 year old girls are, how could I not?

This place can unfortunately host some terrible fucking takes. It needs some balance.

Edit: It's so sweet when incels defend their pedophile jokes <3

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ive been on this platform for years and I don't think I've seen that ever wtf are you smoking.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

I’ve seen that particular conversation twice now as a matter of fact. I’m not the only one either.

There’s a lot of sexism and such that’s allowed to flourish here and no one says anything.

That’s why I say something now.