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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It doesn't matter, it's coming down as soon as he's out. Then we need to pass a Federal law that it is illegal to name anything after Trump, except for Sewage Treatment Plants. That way, whenever anyone passes one, they can say "Wow, the Trump is particularly stinky today, much worse than usual."

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In British slang apparently trump already is a "childs" term used for fart.

So in the U.S. some say they tooted, British kids might say they trumped

[–] TwodogsFighting 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Actually, in the UK, 'to trump' now means to fuck an entire country into the ground with no shame whatsoever.

We should probably update the dictionary.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 6 points 2 weeks ago

UK is not exactly in the position to throw stones on that matter.