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Like they want these stories in the news to show "oh look how smart it is...sCaRy SMART, money please!"

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I want to join in on rephrasing what you said but in more silly terms

If you hook up a See and Say to the nuclear triad and pull the string, just because the duck says "nuclear launch detected" doesn't mean the spinning farmer is plunging us into nuclear Armageddon, it's the dipshit failson that decided to hook up a toy to the keys to hell and then pull the string.

Picture below because it's cute

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

The bear says: beanis

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

now i want three starcraft see and says

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Nuclear launch detected.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I love the picture isaac-pog