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[–] Today@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When my son was in college i told him, "Girls don't kiss boys who don't shower."

His response- "The girls I like do."

Ewwww.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Today@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Showers regularly. Single. 🤷

[–] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Still hasn’t washed that first one off

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Encrusted in kisses