Ask Lemmy

mobile game like flappy bird.

instead of it being a bird, its a top-down view of a toilet and the player has to piss in the bowl.

levels get more difficult as you progress.

• piss blasting poop off the bowl
• pissing around the soaked lunker that will break open and end the game (it slowly follows your stream so there's no way of avoiding it)
• avoiding dripping on your pants
• piss out the fire
• drawing in the snow
• exotic places to piss; next to an electric fence, on a presidential face, in a bottle, down a tube, space station toilet, etc

there would be power ups/downs too;

• piss blaster to increase pressure at a loss of volume
• increase bladder size
• gonorrhea/blood
• acidic piss that eats through stuff
• dick size increase/decrease
• Parkinsons
• drunkness
• kidney stones

I would expect there to be around 32 levels, a compelling storyline with relatable characters, and a way to freepiss and piss with friends.

since it's a mobile game, hold the phone like a penis. tip it downward to piss faster/harder and swivel it to aim.

the name of the game would be called "Agents of P.I.S.S"

if successful, DLC will be published for Christmas called "Merry Pissmas" and will include voice acting by Patton Oswalt.

good luck whoever wants to take this game. I've been sitting on it for 20+ years.

make my golden dream come true!