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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 213 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Toddlers can cover the distance from the sidewalk to under a car tire faster than you can blink. Ill never judge a parent for having them on a leash.

The muzzle is a bit much though.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 58 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The little bag dispenser hanging off the handle is great if they're not potty trained yet too.

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 17 points 3 days ago

I’m not a fan of Lowe’s policy letting them in though

[–] DokPsy@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago

For some children, they can teleport non edible items into their mouths. The muzzle is necessary

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The muzzle isnt for the kids benefit, its for the rest of us!

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

And yet they'll still complain. Bunch of ungrateful....

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago

Are the lambs still screaming Clarice?

[–] ImminentOrbit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

We never cared what other people thought, it gave our kid the chance to be running around in places where they'd have to be carried otherwise. Going through an airport alone with the kiddo becomes much easier, especially when all that want to do is to be running. Kid doesn't care and gets to run, it's an easy win.