24
10ft tall all down the driveway, so the potential new neighbors can't sit there and creep on me on their porch while i'm watering my plants in the drive, and as a bonus it'll keep their tree's stupid leaves in their yard where they belong
you can't even say i'm becoming a suburbanite, the town i live in is rural 
If you already have leaf psychosis that's a bad sign.
it's not my fault when these two huge oak trees next door just blast leaves onto my driveway and it's suddenly a huge My Problem
the previous owners made the house and garage connect so there's nowhere for it all to fucking go so I have to just blast it out of the driveway but the Lying Machine said if I just blast it back into the neighbor's yard they could theoretically blame me for illegal dumping
They are giving you free mulch. Buy a leaf mulcher. Put it on your beds. Yeehaw.