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They're still going on about dyed hair and piercings

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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And you know the funny thing about all of this? It would actually work.

Hey guys the funny thing about this is it would actually work

Microsoft, Hire this man.

Not to be a grammar Israeli but there was no reason to capitalize the 'h' in hire; also this experiment was already tested at twitter when Elon Musk took over and fired everyone who knew how everything worked and then had to beg them to come back.

Also if you did all this and then one of the people you hired dyed their hair or got a septum piercing do you think they'll suddenly take a massive nerf to their software engineering skill? Are you playing so many video games you think you can alter your stats with different gear or appearance options?

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

I'm gonna have to steal grammar Israeli, that got me good

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Grammar Israeli

I'm using this from now on

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not to be a grammar Israeli but there was no reason to capitalize the 'h' in hire; also this experiment was already tested at twitter when Elon Musk took over and fired everyone who knew how everything worked and then had to beg them to come back.

perhaps they meant a full stop rather than a comma

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Hire this man.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago