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Pizza will be done in 25 minutes (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

You should try opening my heat treating kiln when it's been cooking at 1875° F.

Don't stand too close if you're wearing clothing made of synthetic fibers.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If the cold makes your dick shrink that shit's got to make it about ten feet long.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 weeks ago

You have a wonderful mind

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago

I think it'd melt into goo before it could manage that.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

DON'T GET IN THE KILN!

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

GET OUTTA THE BLOODY KILN!

[–] typo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

I had to look that up because it was familiar but I couldn't remember what that was from

https://youtu.be/p2onuBxhafg

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I just hope that whatever is in there will never breach containment.

[–] UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Aye! We found something to stuff SCP-682 into!

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

1023.89°C in non-freedom units

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, because two decimals of accuracy is very important here. The kiln keeps temperature that tightly controlled.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 1 points 3 weeks ago

Who am I to judge the temperature accuracy of one's furnace ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] ABCatMom@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh man, I took a glass blowing course and the heat was crazy! Very glad I made sure all clothing was cotton before going lol

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

why do I want to put my dick in it?