You should try opening my heat treating kiln when it's been cooking at 1875° F.
Don't stand too close if you're wearing clothing made of synthetic fibers.
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If the cold makes your dick shrink that shit's got to make it about ten feet long.
You have a wonderful mind
I think it'd melt into goo before it could manage that.
1023.89°C in non-freedom units
Yes, because two decimals of accuracy is very important here. The kiln keeps temperature that tightly controlled.
Who am I to judge the temperature accuracy of one's furnace ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I just hope that whatever is in there will never breach containment.
Aye! We found something to stuff SCP-682 into!
why do I want to put my dick in it?
DON'T GET IN THE KILN!
GET OUTTA THE BLOODY KILN!
I had to look that up because it was familiar but I couldn't remember what that was from
Oh man, I took a glass blowing course and the heat was crazy! Very glad I made sure all clothing was cotton before going lol
With 450 °C your pizza should be ready in 30 seconds.
That's what pizza ovens run at and it takes about 2-3 minutes for the pizza to be ready. You can also get ones that go up to 500°C.
The pizza shop I worked at in college had the oven somewhere between 600-700 F
what pizza?
450 °F = 232.222 °C
450 °C = 842 °F
450 °K = 176.85 °C = 350.33 °F
- 450K
JUST shy of book-burning temperature (according to my learnings from reading Ray Bradbury).
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Thanks, fellow metric user! Freedom units shouldn't have a place in this world
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The meme is clearly saying the oven is at 450°C, which is 723.15K.
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opening the wood fired pizza oven at 600F...
We got an oven that has a stone fire pizza mode on it. It gets the stone up to 750F. Cooks our homemade pizzas in ~2 minutes. It's awesome.
Jesus H, I bet it costs a fucking fortune to heat that up for the sake of a couple of pizzas.
550 minimum for pizza
And if I reach for the pizza without oven mitts:
Where is this clip from? Reminds me of Sunshine.
It's from the end of Final Destination 5.
spoiler
Which is actually the event that started the first final destination.
Interesting, thanks for the spoiler; that makes me slightly more interested in watching now.
450°R is cold as fuck, it's 41.7° below freezing duh, are you an alien?
Oh, just like opening the front door in Florida.
If zinc melt your skin melt too. Amazing oven though can cast some cool figurine with zinc.
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