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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I mean… you should put the lid (not just the seat) down before you flush every time regardless to reduce the airborne particles.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The number of people breathing their own aerosolized toilet water is too dam high!

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unless you're hermetically sealing your toilet lid with aftermarket parts, this number includes you.

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

it is greatly reduced, though.

Ah but they're using the old why get vaccinated if you can still get the virus logic. The only logical response is to pound down some lettuce and blast those particles right back at that toilet scum. Ass testosterone checks pronto

[–] lucullus@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Out of interesst: Do you then reopen the lid to check for shitstains left in the bowl, that would need cleaning before you leave?

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is exactly why someone needs to invent a completely clear toilet.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Add that with these lights and you'll never wonder how your shit looks again.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It never occurred to me until now that a toilet tank is a great place for fun stickers.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

When I was younger, my parents got a small pop-up pool. It wasn't long before the "NO DIVING - SHALLOW WATER" sticker that came with it ended up on the toilet.

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Or that camera screen setup that newer fridges use to see the inside.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on how the movement went, and the sound of the flush.

[–] remon@ani.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, that's definitely one of the things I should do. One day.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, good for the immune system 💪💪 I keep my toothbrush out in the open too

[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub -2 points 2 weeks ago

That's not even the reason I do it. The way I see it, we both should have to do seat management before use. If I have to put the seat up, she has to put the lid up. It's only fair.