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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Should have made it a fountain with the hole coming out of the neck

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's people's plan...

Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.

If you get the right angle, the splashback could be pretty realistic...

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

Don't give him ideas, somebody might actually buy the Charlie Kirk fountain.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

... Damn, if I had $100k to spare (and a drill) I might genuinely add that fountain to my yard.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

The artist spent $100k, they thought it would sell for millions.