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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 29 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I wonder how flat earthers explain it's winter here in S. America and summer in Europe, at the same time.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 17 points 3 days ago

... explain?

Piss off with you pro-establishment crap.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 13 points 2 days ago

We are but a spinning plate in the great cosmic microwave oven of the universe

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think it was either a Miniminuteman or a Folding Ideas video that showed what some flatties proposed: the Sun moves in a wacky repeating spiral pattern above the surface. It's closer to the Arctic during summer and to the Antarctic during winter, which they claim to explain the different angles of incidence. Obviously that doesn't conform to any physical laws, observed phenomena, ideas that a person of ordinary intelligence might come up with, or even other flat Earth models... but flatties are nothing if not persistent in their dogmatic rejection of reality.

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Their worldview is heavily built around Christian magic nonsense: The sky is a dome (firmament). Gravity doesn't exists, it's just buoyancy. They probably assume wind currents change and blow the cold off the icewall surrounding the world edge...

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I imagine it is like moving a lamp over a table. Closer parts have summer and further away parts have winter.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

earth moves around the sun. moving a table over a lamp.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I'm sure there's both types of flat earthers.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 2 days ago

The earth is flat; it’s just space that’s curved.