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[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 day ago (6 children)

In Greece they check that you have 2 balls. You can't serve if you have one only.

well at least its pretty deterministic

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ProbablyUnwise@anarchist.nexus 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

nah, nuts implies two (or more!)

[–] troybot@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What if you have more? You've got three balls so we're promoting you to a higher pay grade.

[–] Gregers@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That's the benefit of having a uranium buttplug. I grow one extra ball each year. Also it keeps me warm during the winter

[–] lengau@midwest.social 7 points 23 hours ago

Wouldn't want Hitler serving in the Greek army!

[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here in brazil they do the same thing

Why do you need the second ball to hold a gun?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dellish@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Thou shalt not pass two. Four is right out.