Last I check ketchup went on fries and didn't try to lynch poc.
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Forcefully "The Democrats will defund every police department in America!"
"There are a some problems with that - honey."
Meekly "There are?"
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"Oh, But I am the president - right?"
"Yes. Should I sing the Happy Birthday, Mr. President song?"
"The what?"
"Just get into bed, Joe."
"Yes, dear."