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submitted 1 week ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't do it, kids. It's not as great as it seems. Bikinis, cocaine, alligators, cocaine, Miami, beaches, Disney World, cocaine...

Truly, though, as a 30 year Florida resident, the last 10 years living in the PNW have been such a real positive change in my life.

[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I only lived in Florida for like 6 years. But that's enough to know that sums up Florida. I would just add transients and elderly to the list