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I don't think you can declare yourselves citizens of a place you've never been too and no one on earth has any way of ever reaching. At least the Sealand guys actually went to their micronation at some point.
And honestly, the way the US is going it wouldn't surprise me if the republicans did nominate Grok for president in 2032 and the Democrats fumble the easiest win they could possibly ever have and end up losing to a chatbot.
Democrats nominate Tay
Hold on, hear me out, let them cook on this.
Best case scenario, a bunch of idiot libertarians accidentally help make space travel easier OR blow themselves up in a hilarious way (probably the latter).
Worst case scenario, all the libertarians are on an asteroid far away from us. No downsides.
Epstein engine
Most likely scenario though, they just declare themselves citizens without ever bothering to go to the asteroid, but insist that they are immune to earth law (
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Earth law perhaps, but none escape Martian Law and the rule of the Knights of Mars!
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