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Turns Out, There Really Is a Cabal of Elite Crazies Trying to Control the World (www.esquire.com)

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[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Conspiracy theories are controlled opposition.

Tell people to be mad at a made up shadow cabinet of rich lizard people who run the world in secret so they won't be mad at the actual, real, existing cabinet of rich human people who run the world out in the open.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I thought only the queen of England, John English, and PDQ Bach's estate had that kind of wealth. I wish I was right