I was locked in place and became infinity and was tortured for like 10,000 years as I saw the last moments before singularity, with rippling interference as the singularity grew and reality shrunk in chunks and waves. Everything stretched thin before me as I saw the undoing of all, and then suddenly I was in my bed with my cat, sticky with dried, melted ice cream cuddled into my arm.
Also I dropped the ice cream and the cat ate it 
there is only one. when you achieve enlightenment, all personas, all identities cease to be. you become a part of the one, there is nothing else.
damn she's good
That's on us, we set the bar too low on that one.