I was locked in place and became infinity and was tortured for like 10,000 years as I saw the last moments before singularity, with rippling interference as the singularity grew and reality shrunk in chunks and waves. Everything stretched thin before me as I saw the undoing of all, and then suddenly I was in my bed with my cat, sticky with dried, melted ice cream cuddled into my arm.
Also I dropped the ice cream and the cat ate it 
rip to your house's atmosphere because your kitty's gonna get the shits real bad lol
Yep. It's real bad. She's a friend for dairy and bread for some reason.
cats just LOVE eating things their body can't process
me too though, i'm hella lactose intolerant but i just love ice cream smh
true true true
My cat has IBS I'd be in panic mode getting out tarps to cover the valuables 😭