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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why isn’t there a year on any of those dates?

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Date of birth: 27th of August 2010

Date of issue: 16th of April 2024

Date of expiry: 15th of April 2029

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

God that's a confusing format, and I know both languages

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

The point is to remove day/month ambiguity that would be present in numerals. Also, that French is always present, c'est toujours très important. The machine readable one is YYMMDD or YYYYMMDD

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Passports really should be using four digit years.

[–] Cytobit@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just in case there any kilogenerians?

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean if you're only using 2 digits then 1926 is gonna read the same as 2026, and there's lots of people over 100 years old...

[–] brem@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

...not to mention how confusing this would be for Benjamin Button

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just in case anyone reading it might be unsure of the regional date format of ...
*checks passport*
Nigeria.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Isn't that the standard date format of all passports?

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago

It would seem so, til.

There are numeric and alphabetic months, and 2 and 4 digit years, but seems to be dmy consistently.

So I suppose it's only confusing to people who don't know the secret rule of passports. Or if you have a 110 year old with dwarfism who looks 10.