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he says he doesn't need to shower because he's not fat, you cannot make this shit up
If I could count the number of skinny dudes that either smelled literally like human waste or body odour, I could pay off my credit card bill.
Skinny amab here to report yes, we stinky, but as the great Del The Funkee Homosapien once said "You gotta wash yo ass... or else you'll be funkee"
Man made millions off being publicly depressed.
I had a friend who made that argument yet was smelly right then and there.
Is this a thing that people actually believe?
well at least asmon seems to not realize that it's a self-report
I bet he thinks he doesn't need to wipe his ass for that reason, too.
his schtick is also that he doesnt wash his hands after he pisses because his dick is clean
but dude your hands are dirty and they touch your clean dick
this is why i wash my hands and dick at the same time while i piss in the sink to get everything done all at once
hell never be as clean as me and im fat