This is the bad place.
It's fucking toilet paper. I don't need a summary.
Not only are they wasting time, energy, and screen space with this slop, it seems to have come with a bug preventing me from adding anything to my cart. I just get 403s when trying.
I can only assume management demanded engineering maximize their AI usage at the expense of boring things like testing and stability.
I hate this.
But now you know that each mega roll is actually roll^128^ and each sheet provides 776 square feet of coverage for even the slippiest messes.