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[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 21 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (4 children)

if I could just exist in a room with my things and a pet dog forever (or just the rest of my natural life) and never interact with another human being ever again, I would jump at the chance. The social contract I have been forced to participate in merely by being born -- one in which I have to pay money to live (read: live normally. yes, you can live off the land off the grid in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, this does not make it a practical solution for everyone and their grandmother), unlike every other living creature on this planet, in a world of adversarial sociopaths controlling 99.9% of said money -- I would have chosen not to sign had I had the opportunity. The juice is simply not worth the squeeze, not in this world, not for me in this life.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You've pretty much described my life. Mostly just me and my dogs. But I do still have to leave sometimes. :(

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 12 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

there's a reason my username is shortened from the latin for "I want to leave". I don't necessarily want to die, I just don't want to be here anymore. Unfortunately for us both, leaving society as a whole without dying is rather difficult.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 6 points 12 hours ago

"Stop the world, I wanna get off," is one of my favorite phrases.

[–] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 2 points 11 hours ago

Lately, I've been rationalizing it as "I don't want to die, I want to WANT to live."

Still figuring out how to make it happen, but at least now I've got a catchy slogan for it

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You can, unless your teeth or something else becomes a health problem you can't fix.
That really is the most important thing stopping me even if there's but a small chance this will happen.
It's a game of luck, you could live to 90 if you go to a fertile area without extreme conditions.
I'm sure there's plenty of those people out there.
You obviously won't hear them or of them.
And you can get a disease while in society and still die because there is no cure.

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You can, unless your teeth or something else becomes a health problem you can’t fix.

they already are

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

2030 could be when a new teeth regrowing medicine comes on the market, have been following this for a few years now.
they should last you for a lifetime

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Animals live off the grid in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Every other creature lives exactly like you described you don't want to live: off the land, off grid, in the middle of nowhere.

What you want is all the comforts of society (running potable water, sewage systems, electricity, internet, Uber eats, heating, A/C, firefighters, roads, etc) without any of the obligations.

The winderness is out there, be free!

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 0 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

yeah but it's almost like those comforts and services of modern society should be able to still be performed without trying to extract value for shareholders and we just choose not to because line go up make (rich) monkey brain happy. I believe there are, in fact, plenty of people willing to do the things that make the world run, completely for free, if only we did not operate on a global system that enriches shareholders, executives and politicians while paying the people doing the actual work a pittance and forcing them to struggle to survive.

And let's be very clear about what your definition of "obligations to society" is -- busting your ass for ~40 years for comparatively dogshit pay on the tenuous promise of retirement somewhere down the line, a promise that is actively being taken back by the upper class. Now, you work until you die unless you're very, very lucky. I don't find that a very compelling or fair deal, and if you do, would you be interested in purchasing a bridge?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 0 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Last I checked, water systems, sewage, roads, schools, firefighters, etc are not owned by capitalists/billionaires/whoever your enemy is.

Rome had some of those. The Soviet union had those. North Korea has those.

If your problem is with capitalism, don't blame "society", just move to one of the communist paradises out there.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 0 points 4 hours ago

Yeah you should go live in the bush for a few years. Your mind has been cooked by populism.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world -4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

If this is true, why are you here on lemmy, leaving comments and interacting with society?

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

to add to what @Kaerkob@lemmy.world said: because here, I get to decide exactly how much interacting with people I'm willing to engage in and have multiple ways of controlling who I do so with (blocking certain instances so I don't see their posts, blocking smartassed trolls, etc.)

[–] Kaerkob@lemmy.world 0 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I want to leave just like volore. However I don't want to die and I don't want to hurt those I love by dying. I read and post as a distraction from all of this ridiculousness that I cannot change.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

My point being - the fact that you are posting on here, a social media site, filled with people, is proof positive that you do not actually want to live a completely isolated life.

If you actually wanted a life without people, you would also be giving up pretty much everything on the internet, as well as all books, movies, tv, and music, as these are also forms of interacting with people.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Another one who thinks he's going to die without society?!

[–] Kaerkob@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

That's me your honor. (⌐■_■)