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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Somehow I feel like you would be thrown in jail if you did this.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They'd just shoot you during the wellness check in America

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Everything's great in America!

Honestly I'd prefer Ba Sing Se

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

because in the US you can't kill yourself. if you try and fail you'll be charged with a crime.

corpses don't generate profit. you will work until you die of "natural causes".

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago

Fortunately, suicide by cop is a sure thing. Point a pencil in their direction and they'll empty a clip on you.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Because commenter above feels like it