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[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 18 points 1 year ago

I didn't know the meme or who this person is, and I know about as much about vibrating sex toys as I know about chess- just the basics, I'm not an expert.

  1. how can someone cheat at chess?
  2. how can someone cheat at chess using a vibrator????
[-] cyd@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago
  1. Have an accomplice feeding the game into a computer to figure out the best move to make next.

  2. Send the information to the chess player using Morse code butt vibrations.

[-] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nakamura said in a podcast all he would need to know is that there is a winning move and he'd be able to find it.

So, just one buzz is enough that says "in this position there is a move that wins the game".

Kinda like everyone's ratings in puzzles is higher than in elo because by the very nature of the puzzle there is a winning sequence to find.

In play, if I don't spot a winning tactic I just move to (try to) improve my position. In puzzles if I don't spot a winning tactic, I look again, and again, and again....

[-] cyd@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Yes, that would be easier to keep track, and less risk of accidentally cumming.

[-] Bread@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Now that's dedication to winning the sport. Ingenuity knows no bounds.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

I see, a wide array of skills and strict organisation.

[-] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
  1. you use a super genius AI
  2. you stick it in the ass, and have your partner play a genius AI, partner mimicking the real opponents moves, then somehow coordinate the AIs move to you using the vibrator.

Its convoluted but technically not impossible

[-] bobman@unilem.org 2 points 1 year ago

It's a very shittily written article.

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