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They don't respect bike lanes...
Do they respect bricks?
No, but it might be gratifying to verify that information repeatedly.
I wonder if they respect the ceramic from a broken spark plug… apparently it’s sharp enough to easily shatter tempered glass… so I’ve heard
Unless you want to be dragged under the car, you should prefer a range weapon. Close in weapons are for melees or parking lots
Pitch that mfer from 20 feet away and you'll put it clean through a tempered glass window. It's something about how the ceramic interacts with the glass, I don't know all the details. It damn sure works though, you really just need a little piece.
Really? Huh, i always assumed you had to point it correctly so could only do it from arms length. I guess that’s what I get for not taking the scientific approach of a few trials, LoL