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Image is of Iranians celebrating the beginning of the ceasefire under the framework of Iran's 10 Points.


Mere hours before Trump's 8pm Tuesday deadline yesterday, Pakistan's government contacted Iran with a US-written proposal for a two-week ceasefire, explicitly stated to also include Lebanon, during which they would negotiate a permanent end to the war on the basis of Iran's 10 Points. Among other things, these points include 1) maintaining strict control (joint with Oman) over Hormuz, complete with a toll; 2) the end of sanctions on Iran; 3) keeping their enriched uranium; 4) a withdrawal of US forces from the Middle East [stated by the Supreme Leadership Council but not in the 10 Points, so who knows], and 5) some plausible guarantee that Iran would never be attacked again. I've heard rumors that China may have prodded Iran to accept these terms.

In theory, these are relatively confident and maximalist demands. In practice, Iran has already achieved military and economic control over Hormuz and the withdrawal of many US troops and bases from the region, so at least a few of Iran's demands are, to a greater or lesser extent, already achieved, and with little hope for an increasingly exhausted US to undo these achievements short of nukes.

A couple hours after the ceasefire, the Zionist entity began a wave of airstrikes in Lebanon, killing hundreds of civilians, as well as flying drones into Iranian airspace. This was a strange move to make even if you assume - very sensibly - that the US is completely agreement non-capable: why not agree to the ceasefire and simply pretend to negotiate for two weeks while regrouping/repairing what assets you can and then start hitting Iran again?

One theory is that the Zionists are testing to what degree Iran is actually willing to have solidarity with Lebanon and Hezbollah. While the Resistance has been relatively united since October 7th, the formation of separate peaces instead of negotiating terms as a united front has been a major exploitable weakness. Alternatively, it's been proposed that the US didn't even consider using the ceasefire to regroup and deceive Iran, and that Trump merely wanted a way to chicken out of his threat on Iran's electrical grid - the fact that US officials have since stated that Iran's 10 Points were not the same ones they agreed to is a point supporting this, I suppose. If the conflict resumes and Trump does not deliver another 48 hour deadline (and/or makes it something silly like a month from now) then this could be the explanation.

From Iran, I am getting the sense that a lot is happening behind the scenes. Statements from top officials like Araghchi have stated quite plainly that there will be no ceasefire and no negotiations unless the Zionists stop attacking Lebanon, but as of ~24 hours after the ceasefire began, there has been no significant military response from Iran yet. There have apparently been phone calls between Araghchi and numerous regional officials, but it is unknown to what end. All the while, the global economic situation continues to deteriorate. Over the next week or two, the last tankers that left Hormuz before it closed will arrive at their destinations. If the missile exchanges begin once more, then the West, much like most of the rest of the world, will be experiencing all sorts of fuel, energy, food, and product shortages while trying to justify why they broke the ceasefire to kill more Lebanese civilians.


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[–] Tervell@hexbear.net 54 points 2 days ago (5 children)

trump-drenched https://xcancel.com/Acyn/status/2043731872757493835

Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?

Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.

also do they not have COOKS in the damn White House!?

I mean, even if you were really into borgar specifically, I'm sure you could just hire a dedicated burger chef, you don't need to fucking order McDonalds mccrucified

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A billionaire who both inherited his family fortune and also got tons of startup capital from the municipality of NYC, so he could speculate on the city's real estate, who became president, orders hamburgers from billion dollar tech company that charges $30 for a $5 sandwich, the hamburgers being made by another billion dollar company that gets most of its return from real estate speculation, not making hamburgers, delivered by a grandma who can't afford to live past retirement unless she hand-delivers fast food until she dies, recorded by a news network as a commercial for the food delivery company and the burger restaurant, the news company owned by a billionaire Australian who tried to monopolize US news and turn it into reality tv, the president having had his own long-running reality tv show, staging this encounter with a normal worker as if this is something they do, as if anyone can just walk up to the white house and drop off food, going through the motions of this charade regardless, because a billion dollar consulting firm told them it's what people like, while the president explains why he didn't post an AI image of himself as Jesus Christ, in response to a flame war with the Pope, because the Pope quoted the Bible.

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Prompt engineering is getting wild

[–] TheSovietOnion@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jack@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

pretty good actually

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

When you put it like that, it does all sound rather silly.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

yup, that's democracy!

[–] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

can someone repost the Jesus Christ meme here... I am gonna go look for it and if I find it I will replace this comment with it

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

holy shit are you fucking with me or was that minotaur Baphomet demon in the original

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (6 children)

lmao no, the one below was the original, with a slightly less cursed demonic figure coming out of the heavens:

[–] Tervell@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it also seems that the guy being healed has been edited to look more Epstein-like, after people noticed the resemblance epstein

peltier-laugh

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago

Someone shared this on a different thread

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

Lol, thats cringe. Also still has a weird fucked up angel at the front. Then again maybe its biblically accurate, or what AI thinks isangel-biblical-shh

[–] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

you got me so good I was joker laughing out loud

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Those planes are touching tips

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Absolute slop. absolute-cinema

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I think that demonic figure is more cursed looking honestly, it's small enough that you can fail to notice how unholy it looks, the Baphomet one is taking up all the focus. This one has a lot more "subtle satanic influence" going on.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

Ummm... yeah. A doctor. Red Cross... And is that Epstien?side-eye-1

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Aparently the guy is paranoid of being poisoned so he orders from various fast food joints via 3rd party to minimize risk chefs-kiss

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But he could just employ a team of trustworthy chefs instead?????

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't think he really understands trust. He burns people whether their loyalty to him is sincere or not, and, I believe, expects they would all do the same given the chance.

[–] darkmode@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

that was a particularly tedious read i forgot just how much “journalists” were feeling themselves back then

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

There is a secret service guy who has to stand in the maccies kitchen and watch the employee cook the president's burger so he doesn't poison it.

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

can you imagine how annoying it would be to own and repair your own mcflurry machine? It's best to outsource these things