Ask Lemmy

The first rule of the internet I ever encountered back in the mid-90s was "don't feed the trolls". We've lost that piece of philosophy along the way, and now we all actively engage with cunts instead of just blocking them and moving on. Oblivion is the ultimate tool for dealing with anonymous people who behave like fuckheads. It's a win for them if you respond to their provocations, so just don't. Don't be posting shit like "I know you're trolling, but..." just don't even acknowledge them. Block/report/move on. It's really that simple. The simplest remedy is also the most effective. How cool is that? We just have to tell our limbic systems, because the urge to engage is overwhelming sometimes. But take pleasure in sending these bastards into the abyss, enjoy hitting that block button and growing your blocklist. Look at your blocklist from time to time, and bask in the glory of it. Delight in how many people have been stopped dead in their tracks from ever bothering you again. Get excited when you see a new cunt emerge, and how much fun it will be to add them to the list.

As for 'reply guys' and general pissiness from curmudgeons (that is, people who are dickish but not actually harassing you) you can simply think of whatever anger or displeasure they're expressing as being very much their problem. If they talk to you like you're stupid, just know that they're struggling with their own issues and that's why they're behaving like a stone in everyone's shoe. Talk to them normally and without emotional language (if you need to talk to them at all), and keep in mind that anyone else who happens upon this interaction will see that you're a reasonable and cool person and the other guy is a wanker.

If you knew the other person had a brain tumour that made them behave like a prick, you'd be much less bothered by them, but the thing is, that "brain tumour" exists in everyone. No one is really the master of their own behaviour, we're all dragging millennia of other people's genetic shittiness behind us, and our individual capacity to introspect and reflect on our shittiness and try to do better is also something we don't create within ourselves, we're all pretty much stuck with what we have, with our wiggle room for improvement being as preordained as our circulatory systems. So think of everyone as a tumour-riddled victim of circumstance and they won't be able to hurt or annoy you anywhere near as much. Be happy that your particular tumours aren’t making you behave like a dickhead in public. It's all about framing, just don't let the other guy do the framing and you're good.