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I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Ehm IIRC it's 3000 km (2000 miles) from California to Boston. Assuming she stays horny for 30 minutes, that makes a calculated speed of 6000 km/h (4000 mph), or about mach 5.

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Try going Mach 5 over the Rockies, I'll get popcorn

that reminds me of this:

[–] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago

I believe we can top the SR-71 by harnessing the power of God’s thirstiest lesbians.

Birds best stay out the way

[–] synae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 22 hours ago

Alright well we've got a lot of work to do then.

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

That's physically impossible. We need to instead make the country smaller.