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Because shit comes out of my ass and there's no way in hell I'd let it go inside of me
That's the thing. Your memory only works one way. You're incapable of perceiving time running in the opposite direction.
Every time you've pooped both in the past and the future*, it's both going in and coming out, entirely dependent on the frame of reference.
*Yes, I did just refer to the future in the past tense. Because if time's running backwards to how we perceive it, that's actually the past.
The only way to win this game is not to poop. And good luck with that.
I've come further than most men in this regard. And the fact that I'm around to tell the tale also means I'm capable of incredible feats of poop. That duality which defines the universe is visible in all things
I can't imagine I'm the first to ever say this: Those who say they do not poop are full of it.