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[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Levearging an onion article doesn't make your argument here. I mean I could accuse the homosexual industrial complex that eisenhower warned us about, what with their pernicious influence, in referencing another onion article, but it doesn't quite fit does it? That's a satire article, a joke, so don't pretend to get offended under false pretense.

Electing our judges and politicians gives us a chance to take them back, giving that power to politicians and their appointees is surrendering it. We are so far passed where we can trust the system. So far.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fact it's satire doesn't make it untrue, and we have plenty of statistics to back it up, but it seems the only thing Americans like more than complaining about their broken system is insisting that any change at all would make it worse.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you arguing that surrendering the appointment of judges and prosecutors to politicians and their appointees would lead to better outcomes in the United States?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i can't tell if you're arguing against chevron or regulatory capture. regulatory capture = bad, right? chevron (short bad summary: appointed agencies have expert opinions because they're staffed by experts, so treat them as expert) = good, if the agency isn't captured by the industry it's trying to regulate, right? are we at the same starting point and assumptions or are you coming from somewhere else?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

homosexual industrial complex

[–] NuclearDolphin@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

please take me to the gay factory