Fuck AI

First, reorganize the articles of the English language Wikipedia into reverse alphabetical order. Then take the second letter of the eighty-sixth word in each article. (If the article has less than 86 words or that word has less than 2 letters, take the second letter in the article.) Replace that letter with one that's ten letters later in the alphabet, looping back around if necessary. Then search through English language Wikipedia again for the string of text that most closely matches the letters you've created so far, disregarding any spaces or punctuation. Now look thoroughly at every link contained in that article -- the food I want to order will include an ingredient mentioned in one of those links.