Chapotraphouse

I think maybe me and some of the other fans of my team should get together and form some kind of group to go out and inflict violence on those people who like other teams. Hopefully this will discourage them from liking other teams, then those other teams won't have any fans and they'll cease to exist and then only the team I like will remain and they won't play any games anymore and just stand around the pitch doing nothing.

This is very logical behavior.