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This repository is a backup of that leaked source, and this README is a full breakdown of what's in it, how the leak happened and most importantly, the things we now know that were never meant to be public.


I am not making this up.

Claude Code has a full Tamagotchi-style companion pet system called "Buddy." A deterministic gacha system with species rarity, shiny variants, procedurally generated stats, and a soul description written by Claude on first hatch like OpenClaw.

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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 24 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (4 children)

Broke: Learning to code
Woke: Becoming a mystical technopriest that elicits code by gaslighting an algorithm.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 13 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I wish we had more taglines like this and fewer that were like "I visited Hexbear once and they insulted my shoes"

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 7 points 18 hours ago

hate to say it but this should also be a tagline

[–] Hermes@hexbear.net 1 points 11 minutes ago

There was a tagline revision post on the meta comm, unfortunately it was right before the war started so everyone got distracted.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I was at a networking event once and a person did have an interesting POV that ever since the first abstraction from binary we've always been trying to communicate with the minerals.

[–] soybeanis@hexbear.net 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

communicate with the minerals

did they mean "communicate to other humans using the minerals"? because that I can get behind

but if they meant, "commune with the EM fields and the phonons vibrating around in the crystals by talking to an llm" kitty-cri-screm

They unfortunately meant the latter. The idea being it's a new iteration of the same abstraction going from low level languages to higher ones. Like from Assembly to C to C++ to C#

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 10 points 19 hours ago

Becoming a mystical technopriest that elicits code by gaslighting an algorithm.

This is just polymorphism-via-function-pointers in old-school C

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago

This but unironically