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This repository is a backup of that leaked source, and this README is a full breakdown of what's in it, how the leak happened and most importantly, the things we now know that were never meant to be public.


I am not making this up.

Claude Code has a full Tamagotchi-style companion pet system called "Buddy." A deterministic gacha system with species rarity, shiny variants, procedurally generated stats, and a soul description written by Claude on first hatch like OpenClaw.

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[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 20 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (4 children)

Broke: Learning to code
Woke: Becoming a mystical technopriest that elicits code by gaslighting an algorithm.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I wish we had more taglines like this and fewer that were like "I visited Hexbear once and they insulted my shoes"

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago

hate to say it but this should also be a tagline

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 10 points 8 hours ago

I was at a networking event once and a person did have an interesting POV that ever since the first abstraction from binary we've always been trying to communicate with the minerals.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 10 points 8 hours ago

Becoming a mystical technopriest that elicits code by gaslighting an algorithm.

This is just polymorphism-via-function-pointers in old-school C

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 6 points 8 hours ago

This but unironically