Masterful play sir, as always.
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Everyone's talking about the shitty haircut but honestly the shitty mustache is far shittier
Everyone has and likes shitty mustaches now.
The 70s-90s are back.
The 90s had a LOT of 70s in play culture wise, it even ended with a sitcom about that decade. Grunge was basically 80s punk but also 70s music. It feels like its a 70s and 90s revival at the same time cause its a photocopy of a photocopy. It already does seem to being going towards the 2000s revival of the 80s once again, scene kid shit seems to be replacing the idea nu metal was ever cool. And all that was adopted from 80s stuff. The 20th century will never die until we kill it
With the speed these nostalgia cycles are going at, they're just gonna catch up to the present day
The 00's are never truly coming back, we will never be as thinness focused again. I really dread the comeback of 2010's skinny jeans though
I never stopped wearing em
I like the moustache
I feel like the mustache almost adds some maturity to his face he has neither had before nor earned.
~~Stolen~~ shaven valor
It's also the first time he's even approached jumping on the bandwagon while it's still rolling. Normally he's 10 years behind.
I feel like a wispy mustache is the opposite of adding maturity like that looks like what I used to grow as a teenager
Yeah, but previously it looked like he couldn't even grow that. I dunno, my facial hair is reddish blonde, so it doesn't show up super prominently even when I have a lot. (having facial hair is dysphoria, but so is shaving
)
Yeah, it's like he finally realized he had a big dumb blank face that highlighted his total lack of development as a person, and found a workaround to fake it. It brings me no pleasure to report that yes, the mustache works. It's bumped him up from looking the like world's biggest dipshit to looking like an alcoholic father who's only kind of a dipshit