Masterful play sir, as always.
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I like the moustache
I feel like the mustache almost adds some maturity to his face he has neither had before nor earned.
~~Stolen~~ shaven valor
It's also the first time he's even approached jumping on the bandwagon while it's still rolling. Normally he's 10 years behind.
I feel like a wispy mustache is the opposite of adding maturity like that looks like what I used to grow as a teenager
Yeah, but previously it looked like he couldn't even grow that. I dunno, my facial hair is reddish blonde, so it doesn't show up super prominently even when I have a lot. (having facial hair is dysphoria, but so is shaving
)
Yeah, it's like he finally realized he had a big dumb blank face that highlighted his total lack of development as a person, and found a workaround to fake it. It brings me no pleasure to report that yes, the mustache works. It's bumped him up from looking the like world's biggest dipshit to looking like an alcoholic father who's only kind of a dipshit