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The Army will now allow recruits to enlist up to age 42 and has removed a waiver requirement for those with a marijuana-related conviction.

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[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 78 points 19 hours ago (8 children)

oh shit we're going to get drafted aren't we

[–] Archr@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Wonder if they will draft trans women and force detrans them.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

They can draft this turd out of my ass.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 60 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

A draft would be a civil war, especially if they set it at 42.

Nobody would fucking go, and we'd see ICE agents used to round up anyone "military aged" starting in poverty striken neighborhoods and eventually expanding.

trump's dumb enough to try it tho, so we're probably gonna find out.

[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Not if everyone first joins ICE if that were to happen!

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 22 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You know that at very least Hegseth has been walking around with a half chub at the thought of reinstating the draft. We're talking about invading multiple countries at any given time. All of the strong man dictators that Trump admires are in countries with compulsory military service.Then there's the timing of the announcement that Barron is ineligible to serve because he's too tall or some shit, the press secretary refusing to rule out a draft, and now this. I think they are seriously contemplating the possibility of a mandatory draft in the future.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Then there’s the timing of the announcement that Barron is ineligible to serve because he’s too tall or some shit

I had to look that up. Apparently the limit is 6'8", and they claim he's 6'9". Now, the kid is clearly a tall motherfucker, but how much y'all wanna bet he actually tops out at 6'7"? (6'9" is 205.74cm)

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

He might be five inches taller than trump really is, but that would put him at 6'4"ish.

Not the unbelievable 6'7" that's 5 inches taller than trump's fake height.

There's a very real chance trump doesn't know he lies about his own height so in his orbit everyone adjust so his 6'2" height can be rationalized. It explains why he can't believe celebrities/athletes whose real (or close) height is well known.

They dont play trumps adjustment game, so in his head it doesn't make sense they're so much bigger.

When I played sports in college did the opposite when out at bars. Every guy shaved 4-5 inches off our height because we were tall enough someone would ask. And any guy not in on the joke would lose their shit because it looked like they were lying.

[–] Dionysus@leminal.space 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Huh, so their logic is draft me, give me a gun, teach me to shoot, and throw a military parade birthday party.

This is going to be one for the books.

[–] CainTheLongshot@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

Their logic is to draft you, put you in high vis hand-me -downs that have had their previous holes patched up, and put you on the front lines with rocks until his problem solves itself.

[–] amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

They will give you some free shit and people will flock like sheep. Or they will just snatch you off the street and instead of aligator Alcatraz it will be boot camp

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip -2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Lol the draft isn't going to start a civil war

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 13 hours ago

They said that instituting a draft would result in starting a civil war

[–] cranakis@reddthat.com 34 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I think I'll go fight for the Canadians in the coming war.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

if canada would cut off the oil to the USA, the usa would definitely freak out.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

You had me at "we".

... and the maple syrup strategic reserve

[–] Jaegeras@piefed.social 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Currently, it's still voluntary, thankfully.

But, I wouldn't be sure considering who we're dealing with.

[–] JamieDub86@piefed.social 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Voluntary but you cant say no.

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 11 points 18 hours ago

Because of the implication.

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 14 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

It's okay, just made a not so subtle reference to fragging. You'll might be locked up but you won't be murdering some innocent child who was born the wrong color!

That's my plan at least. Lol but the exasperated kind of lol not like a haha yknow

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Dude YES I listen to this every single Thanksgiving and its the first thing that came to my mind when they mentioned a draft.

"I... I wanna KILL"

[–] Linken@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

T-Squared's Halo tips that will have you fragging like a pro.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I think you just have to grow a beard and Hegseth will be so offended/jealous he’ll discharge you

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 1 points 16 hours ago

Ugh fuck I knew the goatee wouldn't last

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

The issue with assuming you can use fragging as an option is how it assumes you'll be near anyone that deserves a fragging. You'll likely be grouped with other drafties.

There was a Vietnam era strategy where enlisting decreased one's chances of being sent to Vietnam.

[–] SwifferWetjet@thelemmy.club 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Whoever is telling me go there, do that. I'm not looking for the General Supreme himself. Fight war not wars you feel me? That hydra may have so many heads you can't count em but I will be goddamned if I won't swing that sword when it's handed it to me :)

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Sure. You just may find yourself surrounded by only those who were drafted, aka your fellow cannon fodder.

You'll never meet any of the people responsible for you being there. I

[–] domdanial@reddthat.com 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Million dollar equipment has no soul

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

Isn't the "no soul" what they pay the million dollars for?

[–] Carmakazi@piefed.social 8 points 19 hours ago

MP's looking to enforce a draft will need to wear flak vests. The whole thing, including the bits and bobs that infantrymen typically throw away to save weight.

[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I'm all for the draft on one very strict condition; it has to be truly random with no way for rich kids to get mommy and daddy to buy them out of it or into a cushy assignment. When the rich kids have an equal chance of dying in oil wars, there won't be so many oil wars.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

it still wont be random, because will just target areas that dont have rich people, like only black or latin neighborhoods, and not rich ones.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That's a terrible solution to the current problem.

[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

I wasn't really offering it as a solution to the current problem. I'm just saying that I don't believe the current problem would exist if, for the past 10 years, rich kids were candidate fodder for the meat grinder.