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Man who talked down hospital bomber says would-be attacker asked for a cuddle
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
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Gawd you turds take everything at face value. here fishy fishy... dum dums ..... "self-radicalised lone wolf terrorist" ... the worlds on fire turds... your two party imperialist fascist hellhole is in the midst of comminting a genocide...but billionare owned media just hits the right spot don't it... back to sleeep bahhhh ba sheeep around and around we go when will it stop no one nose. It feels good don't it... that warm embrace of self imposed ignorance... that sugar coated nothingness. Read between the lines. It ain't red team bule team... it is you and the dream. Wake up and follow me out of the cave but don't go back in nor tell anyone where you have been ... they will kill you. PS if you try to hug me I will byte you.
An attempt at writing a “crazy person” monologue?
Am I having a stroke
yes, it's a collective stroke. and not one of genius
damn he was right. he told me "I'll byte you" and he bit me... eight times !!
Is he a Møøse in disguise?
They were certainly words.
this is uk news you gentle dunce
"It feels good don't it... that warm embrace"
Yeah he just wanted a snuggle
Guess what I tagged you as?
Is the last word “Cocopuffs?”
Man, you just made me feel smarter by writing something so supremely idiotic.
I think I'm gonna make "the worlds on fire turds" part of my work email signature
Are the turds on fire, or the worlds (plural)?
I like to think that the author's intended message was that the plural worlds are resting on turds made of fire. Metaphorically, it kinda speaks to the spiciness of life itself and contrasts that with poop-planets.
Lol that is a great interpretation
A maternity ward, no where close to people responsible for raping children…
you would be surprised what pediatricians like to do
Crossword puzzles? The Electric Slide? TikTok challenges? Don't leave me hanging.
apparently they like to downvote folk who point out that they rape children
Do you have actual data or are you just typing words online to see yourself talk?
Pediatricians are mandated reporters and are often the ones reporting abuse. I'm very curious about the offending rate.
yeah why would the abusers position themselves as the ones to report the abuse. that makes absolutely no sense. and police officers never commit crimes.
So you don't have any data and are just typing words online to see yourself talk.
i see news reports every day of new pediatricians being convicted. go dig them up yourself
Do you mean politicians? I see a lot of those articles. Or maybe pastors?
nope
But not citations, apparently.
because i don't bookmark that shit. why the fuck would i want to?
An internet search should find articles if they're out there. The burden of proof is on the accuser. Why should anyone else go looking for evidence for your claim? I'm open to learning something new, but unless you provide data I'm done with this discussion. Bye.
I mean, I have the wealth of knowledge I do because when I'm suspicious of someone's position I research it myself instead of having a rando spoon feed me biased information. It's like asking an LLM for a source.
Plus, I like proving people wrong.
Sure, I do that too, but not every time. And I hate how easy it is to spread misinformation just by making stuff up. The "do your own research" crowd is lazy and destructive. Citing sources should be the bare minimum for dramatic accusations, especially when the person is claiming their knowledge comes from articles in the first place and not personal experience (in which case they should share that as anecdotal evidence) or giving some other reason why a source isn't available. Then we have a starting point for a discussion and further research.
So do your search Coward. This isn't logic class, this is real life and your rules about accusations ain't gonna stop them from raping
I'm just gonna leave this here and move on...
this ain't philosophy class or a courtroom. waving a webpage doesn't stop pediatricians from being pedos
Go off king but also seek therapy??